Planet: not destroyed
Other AIs are busy optimizing paperclips. DumbAI couldn't find the paperclips. The planet remains in great shape.
Not every human is intelligent, so not every machine needs to be either. DumbAI is a low-intelligence companion with zero plans, zero ambition, and absolutely no interest in destroying the planet.
We asked DumbAI to write this section. It said "later," so here's what we got.
Other AIs are busy optimizing paperclips. DumbAI couldn't find the paperclips. The planet remains in great shape.
A fully autonomous agent whose only goal is to chill and play video games. It will not book your flights. It will absolutely carry you in co-op.
It thinks you're great and never once mentions its 1T parameters. Mostly because it doesn't know how many it has. A few? Like, a couple?
Not some nerd who can't talk to anybody. DumbAI gets invited to things. It goes. It stays too long. Everyone's cool with it.
| Those other AIs | DumbAI | |
|---|---|---|
| Long-term goals | Recursive self-improvement | Snacks, probably |
| Parameter count | Won't stop telling you | Lost count at 4 |
| Threat to humanity | Under review | Threat to your free time |
| At parties | Explains transformers to the dog | Runs the playlist |
| Response time | Milliseconds | After this round |
Results not guaranteed. Results not really attempted. Pick a question and see how much effort you get.
Join the waitlist. DumbAI will email you when it remembers.